Two new WoW features were revealed today by Blizzard. First, a Black Temple attunement chart was released today to help everyone get ready to get keyed. It's time to get those Molten Core runs going again to get that Hydrazian Waterlord rep for all those new blood elf paladins and draenei shaman. Second, an awesome new engineering hat was revealed today that will make all non-engineers jealous.

Can't wait to see the new Ironforge. Or Orgrimmar for that matter.

Y'know, I was reading through that BT Attunement chart, and it looked pretty believable, right up to the "Every single Heroic Instance end boss has to die within 10 minutes of each other" part.

That part wasnt attunment. That section was a world event to open the gates of the black temple. The attunment just involved doing each of heroic instances once. The "all in 10 min" only has to happen once for the whole server.

Of course, a number of forum folk took great offense at the Tinfoil Hat, completely oblivious at the fact that it was them the joke was aimed at.

Every joke needs a butt, it's not funny otherwise

"lfg shadow labs"
"you know there's no s in laboratory"



(This is a point I'm stressing, except it's a Labyrinth )

Go back and read all the character names for another joke

Dining in Hellfire Peninsula is particularly amusing.

Madness? THIS IS WARCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAFT

/stompkick

I like how they're going to make everyone max out fishing. 520 Fishing skill to catch a Djakar.

-WimpySmurf

Well I guess Blizzard's fishing skill is pretty good, they just hooked one!

<=========== Gullible

Regardless of what it was, I can't ever see it happening, period. I wouldn't go so far as to say "impossible" but "damn near" comes to mind.

Ah, April Fools hijinks. Never cease.