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The Corrupted Wish Game - jahcs - 04-26-2005
Occhidiangela,Apr 26 2005, 10:36 AM Wrote:I wish whirled peas were a globally popular menu item.
Occhi
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Done. Peas are now required to be in EVERY menu item in the world. Salad, Pot Roast, Lasagna, Soups, Ice Cream, Margaritas, Fuzzy Navels, Scotch, Sandwiches, Hamburgers, Coffee, etc...
I wish I could fix cars just by touching them.
The Corrupted Wish Game - Doc - 04-26-2005
jahcs,Apr 26 2005, 01:55 PM Wrote:I wish I could fix cars just by touching them.
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Granted!
With but a touch, you can fix any car.
Your empire crumbles when you face accusations of vehicular molestation from the Knight Industries Two Thousand.
"Don't touch me in my tailpipe!"
I wish I could buy the world a Coke...
The Corrupted Wish Game - Occhidiangela - 04-26-2005
Doc,Apr 26 2005, 01:00 PM Wrote:Granted!You can and do, and are then so far in debt for footing the bill for 6 billion cokes that you are driven to bankruptcy. Your property is put up for auction, and Coca Cola Corp buys the deed to your property where it begins construction on a new bottling plant.
I wish I could buy the world a Coke...
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I wish they'd put the coke back in the Cola. :blink:
Occhi
The Corrupted Wish Game - Doc - 04-26-2005
Occhidiangela,Apr 26 2005, 02:05 PM Wrote:I wish they'd put the coke back in the Cola. :blink:
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Granted!
You are torn apart by your own children in your sleep when they suffer from "Co-cola" withdrawals.
I wish I knew why soda pop burps made your nose feel all tickly and bubbly.
The Corrupted Wish Game - Occhidiangela - 04-26-2005
Doc,Apr 26 2005, 01:22 PM Wrote:I wish I knew why soda pop burps made your nose feel all tickly and bubbly.
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You are now armed with that knowledge. Sadly, the truth has not set you free, but has instead made you extremely self conscious about the nerve endings in your nose, which induces sneezing when within fifteen feet of any carbonated beverage.
I wish my car's engine could burn water for propulsion.
Occhi
The Corrupted Wish Game - Occhidiangela - 04-26-2005
GRRRR, edited due to mean, vicious, nasty double post. We hates IE, precious, and the internet, and Bill Gates and . . . OK. That's enough.
The Corrupted Wish Game - Minionman - 04-26-2005
Occhidiangela,Apr 26 2005, 02:30 PM Wrote:You are now armed with that knowledge. Sadly, the truth has not set you free, but has instead made you extremely self conscious about the nerve endings in your nose, which induces sneezing when within fifteen feet of any carbonated beverage.Your car's enginne now burns water instead of gasoline. You than find yourself stranded on a highway in the middle of the New Mexico desert, out of "gas" with no water in sight, and realize the only liguid you brought with you is root beer.
I wish my car's engine could burn water for propulsion.
Occhi
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I wish Ihad a root beer float right now.
The Corrupted Wish Game - jahcs - 04-26-2005
Poof!
The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade A&W Root Beer float is now taking up most of your front yard. Your neighbors are requesting a new city ordinance banning parades and parade paraphernalia (say that 10 times fast!) in your neighborhood.
I wish my coworkers would quit bothering me with innane requests all the time.
The Corrupted Wish Game - Ashock - 04-26-2005
Minionman,Apr 26 2005, 02:12 PM Wrote:I wish Ihad a root beer float right now.
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Granted. A can of root beer is floating by you right now, as you are one of the 2 survivors of a shipwreck floating on a boat in the middle of the ocean. The other survivor - Roseanne Barr and she is hungry.
I wish that at 20, I had as much foresight as I do now.
-A
The Corrupted Wish Game - Occhidiangela - 04-26-2005
Ashock,Apr 26 2005, 04:48 PM Wrote:I wish that at 20, I had as much foresight as I do now.
-A
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You did (wish granted was too easy this time) and you still end up in the here and now. Taste the irony! :D
I wish my dog could speak Spanish.
Occhi
The Corrupted Wish Game - Minionman - 04-27-2005
Occhidiangela,Apr 26 2005, 05:33 PM Wrote:You did (wish granted was too easy this time) and you still end up in the here and now. Taste the irony! :D
I wish my dog could speak Spanish.
Occhi
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Your dog learns spanish. while you are walking past a crowd of people the dog tries out some swear words.
I wish Ididn't have to fill out very many forms.
The Corrupted Wish Game - Lady Vashj - 04-27-2005
Granted. The forms are filled out for you, incredibly inaccurately. Your paycheck is now being deposited in my bank account, and the IRS thinks you earn more than Bill Gates.
I wish I didn't have to take Biology over the summer (since I did PERFECTLY on the AP test).
The Corrupted Wish Game - LemmingofGlory - 04-27-2005
Lady Vashj,Apr 25 2005, 10:49 AM Wrote:One person makes a wish. The next person grants that wish with a caveat that makes the wish go bad, then makes their own wish for the next person to corrupt.
I was checking my webcomics today, and it turns out God plays too:
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF048ADOneMoreDay.html
-Lemmy
The Corrupted Wish Game - Lady Vashj - 04-27-2005
*hits Lemmy over the head for not making or granting a wish*
My wish remains ungranted.
The Corrupted Wish Game - Darian - 04-27-2005
Lady Vashj,Apr 27 2005, 10:32 AM Wrote:I wish I didn't have to take Biology over the summer (since I did PERFECTLY on the AP test).
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Granted. You do not have to take biology over the summer. However, you have to take biology every term for the next four years.
I wish someone would pay all my bills, without expecting or accepting any recompense from me, using funds which are legitimately theirs to control.
The Corrupted Wish Game - Occhidiangela - 04-27-2005
LemmingofGlory,Apr 27 2005, 10:13 AM Wrote:I was checking my webcomics today, and it turns out God plays too:
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF048ADOneMoreDay.html
-Lemmy
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If grandpa had spent any time on the Tokyo subway, he'd have more elbow room in the situation depicted in the toon. :blink:
Occhi
The Corrupted Wish Game - Count Duckula - 04-27-2005
Darian,Apr 27 2005, 06:44 PM Wrote:I wish someone would pay all my bills, without expecting or accepting any recompense from me, using funds which are legitimately theirs to control.
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Tricky wording there, Darian! I'll grant your wish and pay all your Williams. Have you any Williams in your life? Line them all up and I'll pay them, one by one.
While we're paying Williams, I wish my tuition was paid.
The Corrupted Wish Game - NiteFox - 04-27-2005
Count Duckula,Apr 27 2005, 07:58 PM Wrote:While we're paying Williams, I wish my tuition was paid.Poof! Your tuition is paid in full.
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However, it appears that your mystery benifactor is a somewhat dubious individual in the Middle East. The CIA is knocking on your door, and soon through it.
I wish I was less absent-minded.
The Corrupted Wish Game - Minionman - 04-28-2005
NiteFox,Apr 27 2005, 02:05 PM Wrote:Poof! Your tuition is paid in full.
However, it appears that your mystery benifactor is a somewhat dubious individual in the Middle East. The CIA is knocking on your door, and soon through it.
I wish I was less absent-minded.
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Not only are you less absent minded, you become the \most organized person in the world. You than try to get everyone as on time as you, but push too hard, and piss everyone off.
I wish I could read minds and control the amount of thoughts coming in. (I know what the usual argument against mind reading is :P )
The Corrupted Wish Game - Occhidiangela - 04-28-2005
Minionman,Apr 27 2005, 06:14 PM Wrote:I wish I could read minds and control the amount of thoughts coming in. (I know what the usual argument against mind reading is :P )
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You begin to read minds and you then fall into black despair when you discover how vacuous the average mind is.
I wish more people would register to vote.
Occhi