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Christmas Carols - Occhidiangela - 12-09-2003 =================== The Twelve Days in Kurast =================== On my Twelfth Day in Kurast, my Druid gave to me: Twelve Twisters Twisting Eleven Werebears Mauling Ten Werewolves Howling Nine Grizzlies Growling Eight Fissures Venting Seven Ravens Swooping Six Solar Creepers Five Arctic Blasts! Four Vol-canos Three Shockwaves Two Tor-nados And an Oak Sage with Dire Wolves Three! ============================ It's Beginning To Look Alot Like One Ten ============================ It's beginning to look a lot like One Ten On the Realms (and not) There's some synergy going on The Hammerdins bang the gong At the Salvation Army's pot It's beginning to look alot like One Ten With every boo hoo hoo Of the lamers who want the gold- Items (when MF goes cold) And no one wants chips from you! There's a barb in the Hills Filled with Arrows and Quills Wondering "at the name of the truck" That ran over his sorc And that overtwinked dorque Who told Necros "Dim Vision's teh suck!" It's beginning to look a lot like one ten There at the Maggot Lair Poor Ruvanal reads code and thinks That the bug pile now reeks and stinks While Jarulf can only pull his thinning hair! It's beginning to look at lot like One Ten The Flagship sails away With the heart of Diablo's Team, They've put on all sail and steam, But One Eleven's "on the way!" =========== Necro Man Rock =========== Necro man, Necro man, Necr man, sir Skeletons swing and skeletons sing Tossing Bone Spirits While fighting Baal's "son" Now the Rathma Revival's begun Jingle bones, jangle bones, Skeleton Mage Tossing spells left and right Lower resistance Clay golem slows down Where the merc with his might? Now it's bone time Oh it's show time On the Arreat Plateau Come and play, dear With my Bone Spear We'll skewer rabbits in the wind and snow Run sround, Skeletons Sprint to the Keep We've got old Baal to Stop Trap him with a Prison In the Chamber with me That's the Necro Man That's the Necro Man That's the Necro Man Rock! How about a few more, folks, it's the silly season! Occhi Christmas Carols - Obi2Kenobi - 12-09-2003 http://www.lurkerlounge.com/forums/index.p...=ST&f=10&t=2101 (To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland") Public games, you're not missing In the game, gold is glistening A horrible sight, we're pubbies tonight Cheating in a B.net public game Gone away is the legit That's very sad, isn't it? He plays a pure build as we go unskilled Cheating in a B.net public game With the town kill we can kill your warrior Then pretend that it was really lag. He'll say "Are you stupid?" We'll say "No, man!" But you can do the job when you're in town :P Later on we'll conspire as we cheat by the fire To face unafraid, with the dupes that we'll trade Cheating in a B.net public game Blizzard Reps, are you listening? In the game, gold is glistening' A horrible sight, we're pubbies tonight Cheating in a B.net public game Gone away are the pure builds Here to stay is the new build I am a rube, and you are a noob. Cheating in a B.net public game Christmas Carols - Occhidiangela - 12-11-2003 We Three Barbs Of Arreat's Peak Kill the rushee Murder the weak Leaping, Whirling Throwing, Hurling Death to the bnet geek Oooh Ooooh Beg for BO And Oak Sage Add Decrep or Boney Cage Lag or chill me One hit kill me Red screen on the Ancient's stage I am Talic, Whirling Blade Merc's are chopped, sliced-diced and fileted (Pronounced fill-ayed) Spawning Cru-el On my too-oo-ell Once more the Piper's paid Oooh Ooooh Beg for BO And Oak Sage Add Decrep or Boney Cage Lag or chill me One hit kill me Red screen on the Ancient's stage I am Korlic Hare con Polearm High I fly To bring lethal harm Sorc said "Oh #$%&e- That hare's dy-namite" Just as she bought the farm Oooh Ooooh Beg for BO And Oak Sage Use Decrep or Boney Cage Lag or chill me One hit kill me Red screen on the Ancients' stage I am Madawc Nolan Ryan's heir Fire Enchanted For your despair Hit points, three grand? It's still your last stand When knives burn through the air Oooh Ooooh Beg for BO And Oak Sage Use Decrep or Boney Cage Lag or chill me One hit kill me Red screen on the Ancients' stage Back to town A survivor flees Seeks revenge For succor he pleas Qual shrugs, "Teh suck With help from Nilithak Baal spawned the Master's cheese" (Var: Bill spawned the Master Cheese) Oooh Ooooh Beg for BO And Oak Sage Decrepify and Boney Cage Lag or chill me One hit kill me Red screen on the Ancient's stage Christmas Carols - CelticHound - 12-12-2003 ... and sing a slaying song tonight! -- CH Christmas Carols - LemmingofGlory - 12-12-2003 When sung by the Legion, "Away in a Manger" is about Greiz. Christmas Carols - Occhidiangela - 12-13-2003 It's "Carol of the Baals" that I am working on (two Baals, much fun to be had with that, of course) and "Away Into Danger" Is the hymn sung by the Legion, which lyrics I shall ask you to help me with, Sergeant Pygmy. Hmm, I still owe Hawkmoon Chapter Two of FoS, so I can't ask Sergeant Sarisa for help . . . Yes, 'tis true, OcchiD'Merc lives, still, on West. :D Christmas Carols - ZatarRufus - 12-15-2003 A VISIT FROM ST. BLIZZARD by ZatarRufus (With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore or Henry Livingston, Jr.) 'Twas the night before Patchmas, when all through the realms Not a creature was stirring, nor dropping cheap helms. The modem sat ready, connected with care, In hopes that One-Ten soon would be there. Some players were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of fair games danced in their heads; And I at my 'puter, a lonely ol' chap, Had just settled down to consider a nap, When out of the blue there arose such a clatter, I sprang to my senses to see what was the matter. Away to my Windows I flew like a flash, Clicked open my browser and deleted some trash. The screensaver now off, the monitor did glow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniture link, for One-Ten is now here. With a move of the mouse, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment I'd give it a click. More rapid than snails the electrons they came, And I whistled, and shouted, while I updated my game. Now, Stopping! now, Starting! now, Pausing and Sending! On, Data! on, Packets! on, Fixes and Mending! To my computer and hard drive, ere I did call; Now load away! load away! load away all! As programs will do when data does fly, The sectors were written; in sequence they lie, So across my desktop my pointer it flew, And finding the icon, I knew what to do. And then, in a twinkling, I saw on my screen The dancing of pixels so bright and so keen. As I drew in my hand, and was clicking around, Each little intro began with a sound. The game looked as before, even the menu, Then I saw One-Ten and chose to continue, A bundle of changes, Blizz promised me that, I hope this is good, I thought while I sat. Create a new character, how joyous and merry, Or start with a mule for things I can't carry? And what of the Rogue I'll soon have in tow? She'll sling some arrows and needs a good bow. What of a Necro who fights with his teeth, And encircles the monsters with a bone prison wreath? Maybe a Barbarian with a muscular belly, And weapons to pound all creatures to jelly. Perhaps wait for a mod, if I could play as an elf, And I laughed at this concept, in spite of myself. A character here's better, I'd read; For playing this way, I have nothing to dread. Another click of the mouse, I did with a jerk, And character named, I hoped it would work. Loading screen finished, the Rogue camp arose, And late as it is, I ought to click close. Off to the Blood Moor, I soon gave a whistle, For there was a Quill Rat shooting a missile. The patch was now running, a wonderful sight, Happy Patchmas to all, and to all a good fight! Christmas Carols - Obi2Kenobi - 12-17-2003 Now you made me want to make a really good one (although it probably won't be that good), too. :) As sung by the 12 year old boy band, D'sync ®. "Coming Soon"⢠This is really really really starting to annoy me. I type up "Patch Fix Ye Undead Skeleton" (actually it's about all my gripes with 1.10, but skeleton and gentlemen sound so much alike) and press the back button by accident. So I type it up again, and get kicked off the comp before I can finish. The person who kicked me off turned it off... Christmas Carols - Kartoffelsalat - 12-19-2003 I Just Got Run Over By The D-Clone To the tune of âGrandma Got Run Over by a Reindeerâ CHORUS: I just got run over by the D-Clone, Running home from blood runs Christmas Eve! You can that he is fun and easy, But Durga and I wish to disagree. I had just run out of potions, And to town I had to go. I forgot to get the waypoint, So I ran around from here and then to fro. Then I saw him there at Shenkâs place, Shooting fire at my back I was scorched and fried in moments, And Durga was stunned and shocked by the attack. CHORUS I tried to fight the monster with the wrong gear, âCause I was wearing magic-find. So I got spanked by that baddie, And he whooped upon my pasty Lilâ behind. Itâs not easy without my merc, Who died first that fateful night. And I just donât know what to do, Should I Get a freeze guy, Thorns or Might? THORNS OR MIGHT! CHORUS Then I tried to save-and-exit, But I heard my own death noise (AARGH!) Now I live up in Valhalla, With other hardcore dead guys and all their toys. Heed this warning or youâll die, too, When you meet D-clone in-game. You just donât mess with a guy, Who shoots lightning out his fingers, and has cold hands. Sing it, Durga! CHORUS Christmas Carols - Occhidiangela - 12-19-2003 Thank you, that was wonderful. :D Christmas Carols - Occhidiangela - 12-19-2003 Away into Danger To battle we head We charge into melee Without fear or dread Sometimes we teleport Sometimes run in place Avoiding collisions While bugs eat your face The demons are drooling In Hell's Outer Steppes I poke with my Warpike They chew on my pecs Once more overwhelmed By the numeric odds Those nitwits who hire me MF running clods Topaz in my Helmet With Wealth as my shirt I'd rather have Shaftstop So I'd eat less dirt A Rockstopper Hat All upgraded with Runes With those on my pals would Sing less funeral tunes Away into danger No Sol's in my hat That greedy MFer Just makes monsters fat He feeds me to Mehpy I'm a Duriel Snack My only revenge comes When I can hold back In Sanctuary, Chaos, Some rube hits a seal Then out of the ether Come Balrogs with Steel They're hopped up on Crack And their breath, how it burns When down goes my owner No lesson he learns "It's lag" he screams skyward "And my merc's AI Those hosers at Blizzard Can make me just cry" But little does he know While he'll whine and vent Each time he sees red screen I earn ten percent! C Christmas Carols - Brimstone - 12-19-2003 *sniff* That was beautiful, Occhi... :lol: Christmas Carols - ZatarRufus - 12-22-2003 Very well done! Christmas Carols - DeeBye - 12-22-2003 Christmas Carols - Kartoffelsalat - 12-22-2003 That's some quality stuff there, DeeBye! But can you make him sing? :P Christmas Carols - DeeBye - 12-22-2003 Kartoffelsalat,Dec 21 2003, 11:20 PM Wrote:But can you make him sing? :PI had a hard enough time getting him to wear the Santa hat. (btw, does anyone have a link to Nasty Diablo? I searched B.net for a while and came up with nuthin') Christmas Carols - Tal - 12-22-2003 Well its on fileplanet http://www.fileplanet.com/files/110000/118221.shtml I have it on my box at home if you want I'll throw it up on my server for you to download if waiting in line isn't on your agenda. ;) Christmas Carols - DeeBye - 12-22-2003 tal125,Dec 21 2003, 11:54 PM Wrote:I have it on my box at home if you want I'll throw it up on my server for you to download if waiting in line isn't on your agenda. ;)Thanks anyways. I found the page I was looking for. I feel like such a dope, because the URL is http://www.blizzard.com/xmas/ . I should have been able to figure that out, despite the super-secret ultra-indecipherable code they used. (Btw, here's a link to the Voodoo Files download location for Nasty Diablo) edit: I suck at the grammar Christmas Carols - Kartoffelsalat - 12-28-2003 DeeBye,Dec 21 2003, 11:43 PM Wrote:I had a hard enough time getting him to wear the Santa hat.Cystalion just posted this link in the "Name the D-clone" thread: nasty diablo |