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10-08-2003, 01:11 AM
Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was
going right. Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves
were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they
had while making the toys. The reindeer had been playing their
reindeer games all afternoon and were dead tired. To make
matters worse, Rudolph had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier
in the day and had crashed it into a tree.


Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions
of presents all over the world in just a few hours and all of my
reindeer are sleeping, the elves are on strike and I don't even
have a Christmas tree yet! I sent that stupid Little Angel out
HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am
I going to do?"


Just then, the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in
from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. He says,
"Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?"


And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came
to pass...
And you may call it righteousness
When civility survives,
But I've had dinner with the Devil and
I know nice from right.

From Dinner with the Devil, by Big Rude Jake


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A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 10-07-2003, 10:11 PM
A joke or two - by Doc - 10-07-2003, 10:43 PM
A joke or two - by dudearonymus_32 - 10-07-2003, 11:58 PM
A joke or two - by DeeBye - 10-08-2003, 01:02 AM
A joke or two - by ShadowHM - 10-08-2003, 01:11 AM
A joke or two - by Count Duckula - 10-08-2003, 03:52 AM
A joke or two - by Kasreyn - 10-08-2003, 04:07 AM
A joke or two - by DeeBye - 10-08-2003, 05:03 AM
A joke or two - by WarLocke - 10-08-2003, 05:10 AM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 10-08-2003, 02:45 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 10-14-2003, 08:18 PM
A joke or two - by aaa - 10-16-2003, 10:04 PM
A joke or two - by Orbert - 10-21-2003, 11:02 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 10-22-2003, 05:44 PM
A joke or two - by BlackLightning - 10-22-2003, 11:56 PM
A joke or two - by Griselda - 10-23-2003, 12:16 AM
A joke or two - by Doc - 10-23-2003, 01:17 AM
A joke or two - by NiteFox - 10-23-2003, 08:48 AM
A joke or two - by pakman - 10-23-2003, 04:15 PM
A joke or two - by Walkiry - 10-23-2003, 04:43 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 10-23-2003, 07:09 PM
A joke or two - by Crystalion - 10-27-2003, 07:51 PM
A joke or two - by Jeunemaitre - 10-27-2003, 08:31 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 10-30-2003, 10:40 PM
A joke or two - by Lelorinel - 10-31-2003, 04:23 PM
A joke or two - by TaiDaishar - 10-31-2003, 06:20 PM
A joke or two - by Lord_Olf - 11-02-2003, 07:26 PM
A joke or two - by Grayloch - 11-02-2003, 10:05 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 11-03-2003, 09:45 PM
A joke or two - by --Pete - 11-04-2003, 06:56 AM
A joke or two - by Yrrek - 11-04-2003, 06:40 PM
A joke or two - by Grayloch - 11-05-2003, 12:58 AM
A joke or two - by Grayloch - 11-05-2003, 01:04 AM
A joke or two - by Artega - 11-05-2003, 03:18 AM
A joke or two - by Bob - 11-05-2003, 09:52 PM
A joke or two - by ZatarRufus - 11-05-2003, 10:16 PM
A joke or two - by Nomad25055 - 11-08-2003, 06:27 AM
A joke or two - by NeoLunar - 11-08-2003, 11:51 AM
A joke or two - by [wcip]Angel - 11-08-2003, 01:24 PM
A joke or two - by Grayloch - 11-09-2003, 12:37 AM
A joke or two - by Obi2Kenobi - 11-09-2003, 05:21 AM
A joke or two - by Xiuhcoatl - 11-09-2003, 07:41 AM
A joke or two - by Nicodemus Phaulkon - 11-09-2003, 05:39 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 11-10-2003, 02:27 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 11-10-2003, 02:39 PM
A joke or two - by Leah_heartsword - 11-28-2003, 10:42 PM
A joke or two - by Count Duckula - 12-01-2003, 12:00 AM
A joke or two - by Baajikiil - 12-01-2003, 07:32 PM
A joke or two - by LochnarITB - 12-03-2003, 11:48 PM
A joke or two - by Little Faith - 12-06-2003, 02:01 AM
A joke or two - by Guest - 12-06-2003, 03:32 AM
A joke or two - by Guest - 12-06-2003, 03:35 AM
A joke or two - by Count Duckula - 12-18-2003, 02:22 AM
A joke or two - by Yrrek - 12-18-2003, 02:31 AM
A joke or two - by moget? - 12-18-2003, 05:06 AM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 12-18-2003, 08:46 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 12-18-2003, 09:01 PM
A joke or two - by Griselda - 12-18-2003, 11:09 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 12-19-2003, 12:58 AM
A joke or two - by moget? - 12-19-2003, 03:46 AM
A joke or two - by Obi2Kenobi - 01-16-2004, 06:19 AM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 01-25-2004, 10:33 PM
A joke or two - by NiteFox - 01-26-2004, 12:45 PM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 01-29-2004, 08:17 PM
A joke or two - by Dozer - 02-05-2004, 02:01 AM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 02-05-2004, 06:17 PM
A joke or two - by klaptonic - 02-09-2004, 03:16 AM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 02-10-2004, 02:20 PM
A joke or two - by --Pete - 02-12-2004, 10:10 PM
A joke or two - by Nastie_Bowie - 02-12-2004, 10:15 PM
A joke or two - by --Pete - 02-12-2004, 11:04 PM
A joke or two - by Obi2Kenobi - 02-12-2004, 11:53 PM
A joke or two - by swirly - 02-13-2004, 12:43 AM
A joke or two - by Drasca - 02-16-2004, 11:00 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 02-17-2004, 02:53 PM
A joke or two - by Doc - 02-17-2004, 04:32 PM
A joke or two - by LochnarITB - 02-17-2004, 09:29 PM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 02-19-2004, 08:38 PM
A joke or two - by LochnarITB - 02-19-2004, 09:21 PM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 02-19-2004, 09:48 PM
A joke or two - by Oomph-aak - 02-20-2004, 04:44 AM
A joke or two - by LochnarITB - 02-20-2004, 07:43 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 02-21-2004, 12:04 AM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 02-23-2004, 05:24 PM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 02-23-2004, 06:40 PM
A joke or two - by Refrigerator - 02-26-2004, 06:42 AM
A joke or two - by DeeBye - 02-26-2004, 06:59 AM
A joke or two - by Count Duckula - 02-26-2004, 07:56 AM
A joke or two - by NiteFox - 02-26-2004, 10:07 AM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 03-01-2004, 09:08 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 03-03-2004, 09:40 PM
A joke or two - by Bob - 03-03-2004, 10:56 PM
A joke or two - by swirly - 03-08-2004, 07:28 PM
A joke or two - by swirly - 03-08-2004, 08:56 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 03-08-2004, 10:31 PM
A joke or two - by Yrrek - 03-09-2004, 05:09 AM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 03-10-2004, 03:43 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 03-10-2004, 03:49 PM
A joke or two - by Crab~Nebula - 03-11-2004, 11:46 PM
A joke or two - by --Pete - 03-20-2004, 05:37 AM
A joke or two - by LochnarITB - 03-20-2004, 07:23 AM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 03-20-2004, 01:51 PM
A joke or two - by Obi2Kenobi - 03-20-2004, 06:59 PM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 03-22-2004, 06:31 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 03-22-2004, 07:55 PM
A joke or two - by jahcs - 03-24-2004, 06:33 PM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 03-25-2004, 06:43 PM
A joke or two - by Occhidiangela - 03-26-2004, 07:59 PM
A joke or two - by Oomph-aak - 03-27-2004, 08:42 AM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 04-06-2004, 01:20 PM
A joke or two - by Obi2Kenobi - 04-11-2004, 09:38 PM
A joke or two - by Lady Vashj - 04-13-2004, 02:08 PM

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