A joke or two

[Occhidiangela]

I am sure all the leathernecks in the audience will have heard this before.


"God Is Dead"

An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that
there is no God. He said, “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give
you 15 minutes!”

Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying,”Here I am, God. I’m still waiting.” He got down to the last couple of minutes and a Marine just released from active duty, and newly registered in the class, walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform.

The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, “What’s the matter with you? Why did you do that?”

The Marine replied, “God was busy; He sent me. Semper Fi.”


Of course, that makes me wonder about how an athiest Marine would handle all that, though I have heard that there are no athiests in foxholes . . .