11-12-2004, 04:38 PM
Occhidiangela,Nov 12 2004, 08:30 AM Wrote:Tasteful? Man, there are about seven or eight puns I am just not going to post.
How dare you tempt me, what with my third cup of coffee a boiling!
Occhi
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Now, look here. I might be slightly psychotic, but I'm not psychic. Sheesh, what a grouch!!!
However, in the interest of peace and good will between our two great nations..... California and Texas, I'll try to smooth things out.
An old man goes to a doctor. The doctor looks at him and says "Mr. Katz, you should be ashamed of yourself. It's been years since your last visit, and at your age? Now we will have to run a whole battery of tests on you. We'll need your blood sample, your stool sample, your urine sample, your sperm sample..." The man says "Doctor, why bother with all those tests? I'll just leave you my underwear".
G'night, ladies and gentlemen, and drive safely.
-A