How many ________does it take...

[Lucky Barbarian]

How many Diablo's advocates does it take to change a lightbulb?
666 of course.

How many lifters does it take to change a lightbulb?
42. Oh look, I found out the question.

How many h4x0rs does it take to change a lightbulb?
1337.

How many smilies does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, smilies don't change lightbulbs. :shuriken:

How many nerds does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they do everything in the dark.

~Lucky