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[Count Duckula]

*Sorry. The hand up my rear wasn't settled straight (Check my av, I am a puppet, after all)*

I once knew a puppet named Rhydd
who didn't think he was worth quid
He got stuck in a rut
with a hand up his butt--
yet I still say he's a good kid!

I once knew a puppet named Rhydd
who doodled some verses with pride
when he had the good grace
to accept second place
he said with a grin, "well, I tried!"

(That should cover both pronunciations. :P

I know my grotty limericks aren't a special little title under your name, but you made me laugh with your words, at least. :))