Winning!

[Archon_Wing]

No FIT. You are wrong because I say you are, and if you can't see it, that's why you are wrong. Get on my level. Why can't anyone get on my fucking level? Fucking scrubicakes.

lalallalallalala can't hear you. Aint it obvious? I know if someone tried to identify as female and tried to pass off as such to me, then I would certainly make sure they didn't have a penis, because it'd clearly get in the way of making sandwiches in muh kitchen. And I don't care how Mexican someone says they are. If they can't mow my lawn, they're clearly not and we shouldn't deport them. Pro Tip: I don't have a lawn. I don't have one because the immigrants take all the jobs. We should curb immigration so I can have a lawn and I could tell minorities to get off it. But then, so you ask, if there were no minorities, then the lawn would be pointless. What then? What a paradox! But it is something we have to live with.

So go away you commie. A communist once stole my Coke because he doesn't believe in private property. That means you stole my Coke. Therefore, give me back my coke, before I sue you for money you don't even believe in!

What say you, thief of sugary beverages?

LOL.

But, but....I like root beer more than coke! +

Well, common sense dictates the superiority of Root Beer. I definitely would not tolerate Coke masquerading as Root Beer.

Touche. I must find the actual perpetrator.

But this is the internet, so I can't concede a damn point. Otherwise the Illuminati wins. Therefore, screw you!