Here's a job description that makes you want to work there

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Hehe... kinda like the guy who runs the law firm I'm considering working for. He offers no vacation time for first year, no 401K for first year, no benefits of any kind for first 3+ months. He also believes that people in general are pretty much looking to get as much as they can for as little input as they can. The office is an older home, with cracks, leaks, etc. In a was kinda surprised that he didn't move it to one of the newer office buildings in town.

I wonder if the job description was written by the former employee as they turned in their resignation! Yeah, that ad screams, "DO NOT WORK HERE!".

Let's see;

>3.0 GPA -- Super intelligent -- Check
Excellent Word and Excel skills -- Check
Eager Humility -- "Go get em scum of the earth!" -- Uncheck!
Assertive Inquisitiveness -- "Will we get any more coal this month Mr. Scrooge, Sir?" -- Uncheck!
Quiet Suffering -- "We know your life sucks, so you don't need to tell us." -- Uncheck!

I guess misery does like company!