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[DeeBye]

Head?  Meet wall!  Keep banging.

-Bolty

Haha! It's even funnier when you read it in a Scottish accent.

The first thing I thought of was the scene in "So I Married an Axe Murderer" when the Scottish dad says to his large-headed son, "Head! Pants! Now!".

p.s. ("I'm not kidding. It's like an orange on a toothpick." "It's like Sputnik -- spherical, but quite pointy in parts." "He'll cry himself to sleep on his huge pillow.")