Hi,
So, this guy moves to Alaska. He tries real hard to fit in, but the old timers just don't accept him. Finally, one evening, he walks up to a table of old timers in the bar and asks them flat out what he needs to do to to be an Alaskan. The gnarliest guy at the table thinks for a minute and says, "Well, in a single night you've got to drink a fifth of whiskey, kill a polar bear, and sleep with an Eskimo. That aughta do it."
The guy goes up to the bar, buys a fifth of whiskey, and chugs it down. Then he staggers out the door with a "see y'all in a bit."
The old timers laugh and forget about it till some hours later. As the hour grew late and the temperature outside kept dropping, they got a little concerned that, drunk as he was, the guy might have hurt himself. They were about to form an unofficial search party when the guy comes staggering through the door. His clothes are all ripped up, he's bleeding from a dozen places.
He makes his way to the table, and in a loud voice demands: "Now where's this Eskimo I gotta kill?"
--Pete
(09-22-2011, 09:07 PM)Ashock Wrote: Who do I have to kill or sleep with to get into the beta?
So, this guy moves to Alaska. He tries real hard to fit in, but the old timers just don't accept him. Finally, one evening, he walks up to a table of old timers in the bar and asks them flat out what he needs to do to to be an Alaskan. The gnarliest guy at the table thinks for a minute and says, "Well, in a single night you've got to drink a fifth of whiskey, kill a polar bear, and sleep with an Eskimo. That aughta do it."
The guy goes up to the bar, buys a fifth of whiskey, and chugs it down. Then he staggers out the door with a "see y'all in a bit."
The old timers laugh and forget about it till some hours later. As the hour grew late and the temperature outside kept dropping, they got a little concerned that, drunk as he was, the guy might have hurt himself. They were about to form an unofficial search party when the guy comes staggering through the door. His clothes are all ripped up, he's bleeding from a dozen places.
He makes his way to the table, and in a loud voice demands: "Now where's this Eskimo I gotta kill?"
--Pete
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