I just bought a loaf of bread.

[kandrathe]

Kandrathe, For me to come to the dark side of the toaster, I must first escape the charred pit of my current existence.

Feel the crunchiness of the dark side, my son. One must simply reach out with ones mind and twist to the right, thus moving from the light side, to the dark side. It is not sufficient to eat the toast (with fresh butter, and honey), one must own the toast, and be master of the very bread, nay, the very bakery from whence it came. Only then can we ascend to our rightful place, as rulers of all baked goods throughout the galaxy. The flavor will be ours!