I just bought a loaf of bread.

[Hammerskjold]

You are substituting one dimensional thinking, for mere two dimensional thinking.

BZZZT!11 WRONG! It's -you- who are substituting truth with self delusional lies! You carbies are all gluttons for glutens anyway, so it's not a big surprise.

However like my Komrade\Kornbread Bun-Bun said, I will not rise to your bait, since I don't knead to. Flatbreadism does not require such boulangerie trickery and labor theft from the people.

I will however, correct your many distortion and outright delusions brought on by the yoke of yeast that you so cherish.

REAL ENLIGHTENMENT requires yeast my friend, and with it we attain all three dimensions!

LOL, is that the -real- enlightenment required by the reactionary yeast beast, the sugar sprinkles conglomerate groups, or the Dairy Industrial Complex you carbies soooo love to support?

Just how much flour are you actually getting with that leavened cupcake, vs empty hot air huh carbie?

Your so called 'enlightenment' is literally just empty air, nothing more than a bacteria's fart. I should know, because I'm very literate. Like, literally. Seriously, don't even test me son. I'll score an A+ on your grill.

I know all you carbies are the King James bible clutching types to boot, so I'll even slap your buns with your own spatula. Show me where in your precious bible, exactly where does the leavened pastry get chosen?

Answer: NOWHERE THAT'S WHERE! LOLOLOLOL! It's always -un-leavened bread son! You know why? Ever actually think and question your own dogmas through? Of course you don't! But here, I'll do you the flavour of leavening -your- logic.

It's because even your god delusions have no room for levity in matters of pastry. If Moses brought croissants instead of dense unleavened hardtack, they wouldn't last 40 years in the desert. They wouldn't even last 4 days.

Don't even bring up that manna from heaven bullspit. That's yeasty propaganda yet again. But you carbies love your fairy tales so whatever whatevs.

Face it. Reactionary Yeast Carbies can't handle the real truth, so they try to attack me on the personal front. No big surprise there, small minds are always hostile to radical ideas.

Enjoy your delusions and the bacterial flatus in your bread, carbies.

I'm off to Diablo Dueling and pwning there too, cause that's just how I roll. Flat, unleavened, and too real for all y'allz.

Peas.