10-01-2013, 06:08 AM
A mocking satirical thread to undermine me. Or I should say, a sad attempt at one. How original! NOT!1111 <---That's! How you do satire! Carbies.
Bran-kind does not live on bread alone. Even you delusional bible clutchers know that. What you all seem to hate and can't handle, is the radical truth that Brankind can and will live on flatbread alone. Forever, alone!
It is my right and resposibility, my duty and destiny, to save bran-kind from itself. It is a cereal oat that I take very cereally, because it's a very cereal batter.
Before I found yeast free Flatbreadism, or maybe it was Flatbreadism that found me. I was an angry, one note screaming, borderline socially ignorant autist, who takes himself way too seriously, and a superb word salad tosser.
Now that I am a Flatbreadist, I am still overflowing with abundance with the gifts described above, but with a mission. No, a Destiny. For every thread is bread, and I will not stop, I can not stop, and I will not stop until every bread is flat!
That is the gift and radical truth of Flatbreadism. It has given me an Identity, and a Destiny. For once in my life, I truly know, who I am. I -AM- Flatbread, and Flatbread -is- me.
Can any of you carbies say the same? Answer: LOLOLOLOLOLZ NO!11
F*&#K your yeastocracy!
PEAS OUT!
TL;DR: What time is it?
![[Image: bread_clock1.jpg]](http://healingleaf.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/bread_clock1.jpg)
Why, it's time to smash the yeastocracy of course! DOWN WITH THE PETIT BOULANGERIE!!1111
Bran-kind does not live on bread alone. Even you delusional bible clutchers know that. What you all seem to hate and can't handle, is the radical truth that Brankind can and will live on flatbread alone. Forever, alone!
It is my right and resposibility, my duty and destiny, to save bran-kind from itself. It is a cereal oat that I take very cereally, because it's a very cereal batter.
Before I found yeast free Flatbreadism, or maybe it was Flatbreadism that found me. I was an angry, one note screaming, borderline socially ignorant autist, who takes himself way too seriously, and a superb word salad tosser.
Now that I am a Flatbreadist, I am still overflowing with abundance with the gifts described above, but with a mission. No, a Destiny. For every thread is bread, and I will not stop, I can not stop, and I will not stop until every bread is flat!
That is the gift and radical truth of Flatbreadism. It has given me an Identity, and a Destiny. For once in my life, I truly know, who I am. I -AM- Flatbread, and Flatbread -is- me.
Can any of you carbies say the same? Answer: LOLOLOLOLOLZ NO!11
F*&#K your yeastocracy!
PEAS OUT!
TL;DR: What time is it?
Why, it's time to smash the yeastocracy of course! DOWN WITH THE PETIT BOULANGERIE!!1111