Quote:Why not create a new forum called "AAA SPAM Trap" with a description stating not to post in it. Then place it high up on the page and use a style sheet property to hide it. It would be invisible to most people and still attract the SPAM bots. Anyone posting there would either be illiterate or a SPAM bot. It would not stop the bots, but it should safely contain them a bit better.
I like this idea, but I advocate changing the style sheet to show the text in a nice big Comic font and give it a bright pink background. Use some javascript trickery to float some images around randomly and it would be a pretty hilarious place to visit.
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