12-15-2003, 11:07 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-15-2003, 11:10 PM by Occhidiangela.)
It's Venus. :) A Planet. There, that's all the help I can offer on astronomy, since my skill at celestial navigation expired some years ago. :)
Oh, wait, the Big Dipper does not look like a bear, but it does look like a skillet, a sickle, or a gravy ladle, depending on how you look at it and what mental stimulants you have imbibed.
Let's see, playing intergalactic golf: A birdy sec is one shot better than a par sec. *groan*
A black hole is not a massive gravity singularity, it is my inbox, ask anyone who works for me.
Sun spots are not the same as the heartbreak of psoriasis, they are freckles.
Saturn's rings are those things in my car's engine that keep the oil in the crank case and out of the combustion chamber.
Jupiter is a symphony by Mozart.
The moon is not made of green cheese, Gromet, and Mars is not make of chocloate nougat.
Mercury was the messenger, not the massager, of the Roman gods.
Pluto is always kept at the furthest out orbit due to what he did on Mickey Mouse's carpet.
Uranus . . . we won't go there, I want to keep it clean. DOH! Looks like I went there by accident, please forgive me, it was one of Wilde's! What I meant was . . . . pbfbfbtbftftftf!
Neptune I have no joke for, but for horror novels, I will take Poe's Side on rather than King's. :)
And as we all know, Asteroids is the best twitch game ever made. :D
Oh, wait, the Big Dipper does not look like a bear, but it does look like a skillet, a sickle, or a gravy ladle, depending on how you look at it and what mental stimulants you have imbibed.
Let's see, playing intergalactic golf: A birdy sec is one shot better than a par sec. *groan*
A black hole is not a massive gravity singularity, it is my inbox, ask anyone who works for me.
Sun spots are not the same as the heartbreak of psoriasis, they are freckles.
Saturn's rings are those things in my car's engine that keep the oil in the crank case and out of the combustion chamber.
Jupiter is a symphony by Mozart.
The moon is not made of green cheese, Gromet, and Mars is not make of chocloate nougat.
Mercury was the messenger, not the massager, of the Roman gods.
Pluto is always kept at the furthest out orbit due to what he did on Mickey Mouse's carpet.
Uranus . . . we won't go there, I want to keep it clean. DOH! Looks like I went there by accident, please forgive me, it was one of Wilde's! What I meant was . . . . pbfbfbtbftftftf!
Neptune I have no joke for, but for horror novels, I will take Poe's Side on rather than King's. :)
And as we all know, Asteroids is the best twitch game ever made. :D
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete