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I have always been a revolutionary socialist and borderline Marxist, so needless to say, when I heard one of our guys (Barack Hussein Obama) would be running for president, I jumped with glee. I thought he wouldn't have a chance in hell of being elected, as I always viewed elections in capitalist America to be rigged by the evil rich white Christian Republican teabaggers.
What made Obama's election in a rigged capitalist imperialist hellhole like America possible? I ran this question through my mind countless times, and I have come to the same conclusion that most other people have; white guilt. White guilt played the greatest role in Obama's election, that and selling the message of socialism. Yes, the people heard "hope and change" and they voted for it, they voted for a democratic socialist.
Now I used to hold democratic socialists with contempt, being a revvy myself, but Obama has changed my view in that respect. Perhaps the best way to instate a socialist workers' utopia is not through a revolution, but from working within the system, as Obama and the Democrat Party is doing. It seems to have worked for Europe, where capitalism is just another chapter in the history books. Obama has inspired me to be abandon my militant tendencies in favor of democratic socialist reforms.
Obama's first term was marked with so much gushy socialist goodness that I cannot wait to until November to spread my thick, warm, creamy lovesauce all over the ballot, as I vote for our great leader, Comrade Hussein. I really want to donate to Comrade Hussein's campaign, but I refuse to get a job (thus supporting the evil capitalist system), and sadly his campaign does not accept food stamps (believe me, I tried).
I cannot wait to see the day Obama is elected to his second term, with many more to come once we abolish term limits. Obama and his loyal OcCuPy army (myself included) will bring a new golden age to America and the world and the streets will run red with Christian blood. Obama will personally rip out and eat the still-beating heart of Rush Limbaugh, and the working class shall reign supreme. To take a note from history's great socialists, like Joseph Stalin and Adolf Hitler, we shall take away the guns of the right-wingers and ban Bibles throughout the newfound United Socialist States of America, and all women shall be required to get abortions. The day of reckoning is coming, you right-wing capitalist pigs! Be afraid, be very afraid!
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09-21-2012, 01:58 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-21-2012, 01:59 AM by FireIceTalon.)
1/10 on the troll post, since I'm in a generous mood at the moment.
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(09-21-2012, 01:35 AM)RevSocialist Wrote: all women shall be required to get abortions
I disagree with this. It should be the government's job to force contraception to all slut-women so they do not become pregnant.
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(09-21-2012, 01:35 AM)RevSocialist Wrote: I cannot wait to until November to spread my thick, warm, creamy lovesauce all over the ballot
Because this is an opinion piece and not a formal letter, the correct grammar in this instance is the contraction "can't". Your antics in the rest of this post are undeniably biased to the point of insulting and worthy of the trashcan on any forum.
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09-21-2012, 04:49 AM
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(09-21-2012, 03:22 AM)Taem Wrote: (09-21-2012, 01:35 AM)RevSocialist Wrote: I cannot wait to until November to spread my thick, warm, creamy lovesauce all over the ballot
Because this is an opinion piece and not a formal letter, the correct grammar in this instance is the contraction "can't". Your antics in the rest of this post are undeniably biased to the point of insulting and worthy of the trashcan on any forum.
Biased isn't even the correct word....his whole post is completely dubious and obviously tongue-in-cheek. Complete troll-fest, but a very poor one at that.
Obama, Stalin and Hitler are Socialists? Hahahahaha. Obama isn't even a Social Democrat, let alone a Marxist Socialist, Stalin is a complete betrayer of the working class and revisionist, and calling Hitler a Socialist is like saying Malcolm X was a slave owner.
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09-21-2012, 12:06 PM
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Thanks for all the reports, guys. Although it's clearly a bot troll post, I'm going to leave this thread here because it's hilarious. I mean, our resident Marxist even called this guy a troll, so you know it's over the top. 
Quote:Considering the mods here are generally liberals who seem to have a soft spot for fascism and white supremacy (despite them saying otherwise), me being perma-banned at some point is probably not out of the question.
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Well, at least if someone gets arrested on election day for public indecency we all know who that is!
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09-21-2012, 05:46 PM
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(09-21-2012, 01:35 AM)RevSocialist Wrote: What made Obama's election in a rigged capitalist imperialist hellhole like America possible? I ran this question through my mind countless times, and I have come to the same conclusion that most other people have -
Idiots.
(09-21-2012, 12:06 PM)Bolty Wrote: Thanks for all the reports, guys. Although it's clearly a bot troll post, I'm going to leave this thread here because it's hilarious. I mean, our resident Marxist even called this guy a troll, so you know it's over the top.
Of course he did. The post is anti-Obama, not pro.
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(09-21-2012, 05:50 AM)kandrathe Wrote: Obvious troll is obvious
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This is disappointing. I was going to begin speculating on which of our members decided to register another account in order to troll.
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(09-21-2012, 05:46 PM)Ashock Wrote: (09-21-2012, 01:35 AM)RevSocialist Wrote: What made Obama's election in a rigged capitalist imperialist hellhole like America possible? I ran this question through my mind countless times, and I have come to the same conclusion that most other people have -
Idiots.
(09-21-2012, 12:06 PM)Bolty Wrote: Thanks for all the reports, guys. Although it's clearly a bot troll post, I'm going to leave this thread here because it's hilarious. I mean, our resident Marxist even called this guy a troll, so you know it's over the top.
Of course he did. The post is anti-Obama, not pro.
Except, I'm also anti-Obama. Me calling him a troll has nothing to do with his post being for or against our current Bourgeois ruler.
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(09-21-2012, 05:46 PM)Ashock Wrote: Of course he did. The post is anti-Obama, not pro. It's so over the top -- it's weak sauce reverse psychology.
It's such a dilemma; on the one hand Obama gives me more food stamps, but then on the other, his wife won't let me buy bacon.
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(09-22-2012, 01:44 AM)kandrathe Wrote: It's such a dilemma; on the one hand Obama gives me more food stamps, but then on the other, his wife won't let me buy bacon.
Just go for the lobster and steak.
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(09-22-2012, 01:57 AM)DeeBye Wrote: Just go for the lobster and steak. I love the tag line on the receipt...
Life is full of choices...
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