N3 ~ "An Elf By Any Other Name"
#1
Kwip doesn't like elves. Any kind of elves.

"I think I’ve got a solution to this, though. I’m going to commission one of those clever goblin bastiches to print me up a chest piece that reads "I HATE ELVES." And on the back it can say, "YES, EVEN -YOUR- BREED OF ELVISHNESS.""

You can read about Kwip teaching an elf a lesson here .
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#2
"Yup, he's gone." (NSFW)

Yep. Hate elves. Gnomes too. What else can you say about a race that, so far, considers self genocide their best defensive option.

Bloody gnomes. Elves too.

Must've missed this part in Northwatch Hold. Unsurprising, since that place does have a tendancy to spring patrol respawns on you at a moment's notice. I eked a solo run through it all, and afterwards developed the compulsion to kill all humans. Damn humans. Also gnomes. Elves too.

And don't get me started on the dwarves.
When in mortal danger,
When beset by doubt,
Run in little circles,
Wave your arms and shout.

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