Comedy

[kandrathe]

Any adder can multiply on a log table.

Ah, the religious joke! My favorite is;

A pastor is making his rounds within the parish, visiting all the new people who had recently moved there. At one of the houses he rings the bell, hears some scuffling around inside and so he knows someone is home. He knocks loudly, and still more scuffling and he sees the drapes move. So, he leaves a card with his name, number and a bible verse: Revelation 3:20. The next Sunday, he is shocked to see his card in the offering plate, and below his bible verse is scribbled; Genesis 3:10.

Revelation 3:20 - Behold, I stand at the door and knock.

Genesis 3:10 - I heard you in the garden. I was afraid because I was naked, so I hid.