08-02-2022, 05:53 PM
(08-02-2022, 03:37 AM)Vandiablo Wrote:(07-29-2022, 04:35 PM)Lissa Wrote: Get a cat, then you'll feel like you still have the kids in the house as the cat ignores you and only comes when it wants attention or needs something...
Got one already. Every day he wants you to get up, wants 1st breakfast, wants to go out, wants to come in, wants 2nd breakfast, wants to go out, wants to come in, wants crunchies, wants to go out, wants to come in, wants 1st dinner, wants to go out, wants to come in, wants 2nd dinner, wants to go out, wants to come in, wants crunchies, wants to go out, wants to come in, wants you to stay still dammit while he's lying up against you on the couch, wants out at midnight, wants in at 2am, wants a flat space on the bed, wants out at 430 am, wants in at 6am, then wants to do it all over again.
He also wants at least two shoulder rubs a day, but it's random where they occur in the above sequence.
(Each meal has two sessions of canned food because if he has a whole can, he throws up. Crunchies is the dry food he has after that.)
-V
Sounds like you have a kid still then...
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