So now, it seems non-conformity is a form of mental illness

[Hammerskjold]

according to our bourgeois pseudoscience practicing psychiatrists.

When someone strives to be literate, that usually does not mean being literal, or alliterate. Though hey, good job on that last one, worthy of an Adam West Batman line.

Maybe add 'Philandering' to it too. Or Philadelphian. Nothing against people from Philadelphia, but if you're going to be true alliterate, might as well go all out.

Eg: 'Prozac Prescribing Pill Popping Philandering Philadelphian Philharmonic Pseudoscience Practicing Psychiatric Pusillanimous Poppinjay Pretenders!'

I guess I have a mental illness now,

Well, the first step is admitting you have a problem.

But don't worry comrade, being a -true- rebel is not always easy. Pay no attention to these bourgeois capitalist conformist, they have no idea how hard it is being a Real Rebel.

Here's a diagram for all you no clue having, rebel hatin' conformists!