Korea: What if we just left?

[Bun-Bun]

N. Korea challenges S. Korea to games of pirated Starcraft. The tournament becomes inconclusive as the evil terrorist known as Legion Against Gaming (l.a.g.) disrupts intercontinental play.

That leads to a pacifist strategy for crushing the government of North Korea. Drop thousands, no, millions of laptops loaded with StarCraft and Lineage on every population center in North Korea. You'd have to drop a lot of Wi-Fi hotspot routers with satellite transponders ... but think of the chaos when every North Korean drops whatever they're doing and starts gaming!

</rtongue in cheek>

If only there was a way to get Internet-connected computers into North Korea. Tyranny thrives on information control. If the North Korean people had more sources of information, KJI wouldn't last a year. OK, he'd last a little longer if they only got Fox News. :)

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