Stupid stuff you thought about as a child

[Doc]

I don't know if this will be tragic or funny... Hrm

I was raised, pretty much from day one, in Southern whorehouses and honkeytonks.

For a while, as a child, I thought every man dropped his trousers and began sexual activity with a woman as a form of greeting, perhaps like a hand shake. I thought it was perfectly normal.

In a more normal stretch, when I was very very small I remember being utterly terrified of cherries. I was afraid they would explode and blow my face to smithereens if I bit one. All because some drunken arsehole threw something called a "cherry bomb" at me for kicks and giggles. For a long time, the very sight of a cherry, especially those marchino extra bright red cherries that you put on sundaes and drinks would send me into a total panic state. The brighter the red, the more I am dead I would say to my self. To this day I still feel slightly uneasy around cherries for some reason, even though I know for certain that they are not going to explode.