09-30-2004, 04:17 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-30-2004, 04:19 PM by Nicodemus Phaulkon.)
Dear LucasArts:
"DSL/Cable Modem required for Multiplayer"
Kiss my grits. Those of us in the hinterlands suffer enough having no other workable option from dial-up; take your requirements and stuff 'em in the personal orifice of your choosing.
Oh, and George needs a straight-jacket; keep him away from the movies. I recommend a padded stall in one of the barns on Skywalker Ranch. Be certain to change the straw bedding frequently, as he seems to be churning out an ungodly amount of crap in recent years.
Your's sincerely,
Nicodemus.
"DSL/Cable Modem required for Multiplayer"
Kiss my grits. Those of us in the hinterlands suffer enough having no other workable option from dial-up; take your requirements and stuff 'em in the personal orifice of your choosing.
Oh, and George needs a straight-jacket; keep him away from the movies. I recommend a padded stall in one of the barns on Skywalker Ranch. Be certain to change the straw bedding frequently, as he seems to be churning out an ungodly amount of crap in recent years.
Your's sincerely,
Nicodemus.
Garnered Wisdom --
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.
If it has more than four legs, kill it immediately.
Never hesitate to put another bullet into the skull of the movie's main villain; it'll save time on the denouement.
Eight hours per day of children's TV programming can reduce a grown man to tears -- PM me for details.