Why Royal Mail is strangling itself on the spot
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I recommend that you visit the local library, find the original advertisement on microfiche or microfilm and run of a printing of it. Make certain you circle the "KDEC" with a big red pen. Then phone Royal Mail and garner the name of said "testor" lady to get her mailing address (for the purposes of forwarding some fictional documentation that she requested) and drop that print-out into the mail to her tomorrow, along with a note saying:

"You do too... and now I'm after your job, you incompetent wench".

... but then, I've been known to carry a grudge and serve up cold dishes.
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Why Royal Mail is strangling itself on the spot - by Nicodemus Phaulkon - 10-12-2004, 09:59 PM

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