04-05-2005, 07:37 PM
Occhidiangela,Apr 5 2005, 10:28 AM Wrote:How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, real men are not afraid of the dark.
How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to do it and four to share the experience.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
You talkin to me, pal?
How many Texans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Down here we use gas lamps, podner. Set down and have yourself a nice cold Lone Star beer, some armadillo enchilada pie, and enjoy the view from the porch while we wait for my cousin to bring some more gas down here to the ranch.
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How many Ohioans does it take t oscrew in a mightbulb?
They can't. The light bulb twisting factory went out of buisiness.
(could also work for Detroit, Gary, or other similar areas)
How many high schoolers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. they wait till just before the switch gets flicked, and do it at the last minute.
How many religious nuts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Light is a gift of god, and it is sinful for humans to tamper with this holy phenomenon.
How many Wisconsonians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Huh? Wisconsin has it's own light bulb joke?
(Joke is about how some states have special things they're known for, others don't)
How many plumbers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but he gets electrocuted since water and electricity don't mix.
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
I may be dead, but I'm not old (source: see lavcat)
The gloves come off, I'm playing hardball. It's fourth and 15 and you're looking at a full-court press. (Frank Drebin in The Naked Gun)
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The gloves come off, I'm playing hardball. It's fourth and 15 and you're looking at a full-court press. (Frank Drebin in The Naked Gun)
Some people in forums do the next best thing to listening to themselves talk, writing and reading what they write (source, my brother)