Do you believe "Doc" is real?

[Mithrandir]

(All fun has been poked with the best of intentions :) )

What's a truly unique oddball to do?

Join the circus?

When you look at me, do you question what a man is capable of being? Do you question what you are capable of and wonder if you can do something? Do you feel your faith in humanity waver or falter when you think of me?

No, I think I'm just perpetually confused.

Do I inspire you? Frighten you? Do I make you want to be a better person? Does something about me provoke you to anger? Am I all those things wrapped into one?

No, Lou Diamond Phillips does that for me.

Question everything and realise that nothing is as it seems. Even this forum posting right now, is a lot more than it appears to be.

A fine steak dinner? What a clever surprise you crafty bastard.

I come here, and to other places, for personal reasons. I like to get inside people's heads, for reasons of my own.

Because it's nice inside?

I learned a lot about human thinking and behaviour playing online games like Diablo.

You know that you can't really dupe IRL... right?

There are things people will say about themselves in a comfortable environment where they do not feel threatened. People online let slip all sorts of things. Valuable views into the human condition. Precious bits of wisdom, insight, and thought that are far more valuable than gold or silver. In this sort of atmosphere, people are more prone to say something that normally they would not let slip away from their keyboard for whatever reason.

I am wearing no shirt at the moment and my boxers are inside out.

Oh #$%&, is this thing on?

If one looks past the text, the pr0n, the leet speak, and all that other debris that clouds the vision, there is a lot about human nature out there.

Look past the pr0n? Are you crazy sir?

And yes, if you are asking your self right now, I have taken a lot of mind altering drugs. My thought processes are alien to yours because they are in no ways like yours.

Don't worry, I'm trying my best to catch up.

I realise that I have put my self at risk here by letting this out. I don't care. People will think of me what they will.

"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
- Paul Steiner


On a more serious note, keep doing what you're doing Doc. You're always an enjoyable read.

/hats off