This is what's wrong with the news these days.

[Hammerskjold]

Are you familiar with metonymy?

-Jester

I think given his answer, it's clear that a brillig mind like his sees through your borscht-waaah question.

After all it takes a certain type of geniousity and the Truest of True Scotsman to realize just how porous the boundary between being literate and literal, is. Literally.

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Oh my just look at what time it is! (It's even rouge lit LCD...lawlzers)