03-17-2004, 01:03 AM
Man arrested for carrying concealed alligators
We've gotten pretty tough on people bringing firearms into the country, but someone's gotta be pretty desperate to consider using alligators for a stick-up. Maybe he was going to do a drive-by chomping?
Is that an alligator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
It love, "'It's not common' to find alligators inside people's coats"
Also, I wasn't aware that we had a law where someone could be charged for "failure to report an alligator, unlawful possession of an alligator". We obviously don't pay our legislators enough.
We wouldn't have the problem with people smuggling alligators in from the U.S. if it wasn't for the lobbying of the NRA (National Reptile Association)
-rcv-
We've gotten pretty tough on people bringing firearms into the country, but someone's gotta be pretty desperate to consider using alligators for a stick-up. Maybe he was going to do a drive-by chomping?
Is that an alligator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
It love, "'It's not common' to find alligators inside people's coats"
Also, I wasn't aware that we had a law where someone could be charged for "failure to report an alligator, unlawful possession of an alligator". We obviously don't pay our legislators enough.
We wouldn't have the problem with people smuggling alligators in from the U.S. if it wasn't for the lobbying of the NRA (National Reptile Association)
-rcv-