12-29-2013, 08:52 PM
An attorney is someone you hire to defend yourself against other attorneys.
A Utah attorney is someone you hire to defend yourself against other wives.
A Utah attorney walks into a bar and passes the test. Otherwise he can't practice. I wouldn't want him practicing on me anyway.
This guy needs a tacks attorney:
![[Image: 34143.original-6832.jpg?q=65&sharp=15&vi...=521&h=521]](http://8tracks.imgix.net/i/001/197/757/34143.original-6832.jpg?q=65&sharp=15&vib=10&fm=jpg&fit=crop&w=521&h=521)
A Utah attorney is someone you hire to defend yourself against other wives.
A Utah attorney walks into a bar and passes the test. Otherwise he can't practice. I wouldn't want him practicing on me anyway.
This guy needs a tacks attorney: