The Corrupted Wish Game

[Leshy]

I wish robots could feel shame.

The technology for robots to feel shame is invented after you have an epiphany leading to a scientific breakthrough three days from now. It turns out, however, that one day one of your descendants will invent a time-travelling assassination robot.

Due to an unfortunate broken bolt, its targetting mechanism will at some point become misaligned, causing the robot to miss and kill an innocent bystander. Stricken with grief and shame, the robot travels back in time and in two days from now smothers you with a pillow; both to prevent robots from feeling shame and this particular robot's inventor from ever being born.

Enjoy your last two days!

Granted. I give you some of Leshy's Butt Crack Pizza. (Yet another very inside joke.)

Okay, this is pretty much an oldie, but color me impressed nevertheless.

So there. I wish for a box of crayons.

P.S. Oh hey, only now I see I apparently resurrected an old thread. The curse of having many tabs open strikes again. Oh well, maybe people will still feel up for this game or at least want to say hello and... *quietly slips back into lurker mode*