The Corrupted Wish Game

[TaiDaishar]

Presto! The Occhi-mobile has been fitted with a levitate control and a corresponding mechanism activated by the control.  However, the mechanism suffers from a factory defect and requires a part to be replaced.  Unfortunately, the correct part is no longer manufactured, and all available models have been recalled due to the hazardous materials contained in the "protective shielding module."  Oh, and I wouldn't try to correct the problem yourself without the proper permits and safety precautions.

I could've taken the easy way out and gone with "a control has been installed on your dash, no what did you want it to operate?"

I wish this stupid model would be easier to program.
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Granted! This stupid model is now easier to program, it's also not stupid anymore and has become the single most intellegent being on Earth and since you're the only one to know about it's existance, he has allied with the drunken Africanized honey bees™ to exterminate you.

I wish these days would be a little hotter by around 1-2 degrees Celsious(sp?) and had more flowers, lacking any bees or other insects.

Edit: The edit below lies!