06-16-2005, 07:50 PM
Bob,Jun 16 2005, 06:08 PM Wrote:I wish a employment opportunity would fall into my lap
Granted. Unfortunately, the employment opportunity is as an elephant caretaker at the local zoo, and what falls into your lap is the elephant.
Gurnsey,Jun 16 2005, 06:12 PM Wrote:I wish I had an Espresso Machine here at my desk.
Granted. Unfortunately, it's attached to an elephant.
I wish for nice weather tomorrow.