Jeunemaitre,Oct 10 2005, 12:39 PM Wrote:I wish that I had some happy news to brighten my day. Granted. You have some incredably happy news, so happy in fact that you walk around the entire day with a HUGE grin on your face. Everyone thinks you have swallowed the canary, or worse. Everyone else is suspiciously muttering now, "Why is he so fricking happy?" and they begin plotting on how to bring you down to their level. You are also blissfully ignorant of the rip in your trousers, the fact that your fly is open, and there is a small trail of toilet paper extending from the back of your pants. :D Smile! It doesn't matter and nothing can bring you down today!
(Remeber the rules: the corruption can't undo the granting!)
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Interestingly enough... I wish my driveway at home were not all ripped up and muddy due to a water pipe failure.
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