Convict escapes, steals multiple vehicles
#1
This is hilarious.

Escapee pursued through country-song odyssey

The part that caught my eye was "Track officials, suspicious of the man's story, provided authorities with the license plate number of the tour bus."

That would be the tour bus of Crystal Gayle... Wouldn't the police be looking for a tour bus with "CRYSTAL GAYLE" written on the side in 3 foot tall letters?
”There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy." - Hamlet (1.5.167-8), Hamlet to Horatio.

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#2
Wait - his name was Chris Gay and he stole Crystal Gayle's tour bus? Freud would have a field day this story.
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#3

i guess he just wanna see his momma.i mean who wouldnt if you knew your mama had cancer.althou it was wrong.sweet,but wrong.:(
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