I'm bored. Somebody post something amusing.
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I'm not actually bored; I think I actually have ritalin-issues.

In any case... distract me!
Great truths are worth repeating:

"It is better to live in the corner of a roof
Than in a house shared with a contentious woman." -Proverbs 21:9

"It is better to live in the corner of a roof
Than in a house shared with a contentious woman." -Proverbs 25:24
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GenericKen,Jan 31 2006, 10:45 PM Wrote:I'm not actually bored; I think I actually have ritalin-issues.

In any case... distract me!
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Here we are now, entertain us? :blink:
Why can't we all just get along

--Pete
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#3
Here is a picture of me as a youngster. I really enjoyed hotdogs and Orange Crush.

I wish I still had those blonde locks :(

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When I showed that picture to my son, he said I was a girl when I was little :(
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DeeBye,Feb 1 2006, 01:01 AM Wrote:Here is a picture of me as a youngster.  I really enjoyed hotdogs and Orange Crush.

I wish I still had those blonde locks  :(

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When I showed that picture to my son, he said I was a girl when I was little  :(
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I thought it was a girl too at first glace till I read the post.

Maybe the little flowers on the shirt?
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.

And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.

"Isn't this where...."
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DeeBye,Feb 1 2006, 12:01 AM Wrote:When I showed that picture to my son, he said I was a girl when I was little  :(
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My nephews are obsessed with the desire to play WoW (probably in large part because they know their parents won't let them play a subscription game). I try to not expose them to it, but gave in a little one day to show them my mage, Lochnar, and a little of what he can do. The first comment? "He's kinda girly. He's wearing a dress!" Lochnar, slayer of giants, cut to the quick by a ten-year-old's innocent comment. I feel you Dee! :(

:lol: :lol:
Lochnar[ITB]
Freshman Diablo

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"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
"You don't know how strong you can be until strong is the only option."
"Think deeply, speak gently, love much, laugh loudly, give freely, be kind."
"Talk, Laugh, Love."
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#6
Anyone catch the Discovery Channel advertising for their premiere of "Grizzly Man"?

From what I understand, the movie is actually blair-witch-esque, delving into the dimentia and dellusion of the documentarian getting way too close to the bears he was documenting before they invariably killed him.

The Discovery Channel seems to be selling the movie as some sort of feel-good nature documentary, like march of the penguins, but with bears. Who invariably kill the narrator at the end.
Great truths are worth repeating:

"It is better to live in the corner of a roof
Than in a house shared with a contentious woman." -Proverbs 21:9

"It is better to live in the corner of a roof
Than in a house shared with a contentious woman." -Proverbs 25:24
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I'm considering using this for my thesis on online communication. It more or less proves a hypothesis I've had for some time: that "pwn" is pronounced /pown/. :P
Ask me about Norwegian humour Smile
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTs9SE2sDTw
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[wcip]Angel,Feb 1 2006, Wrote:I'm considering using this for my thesis on online communication. It more or less proves a hypothesis I've had for some time: that "pwn" is pronounced /pown/. :P
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That's just amazing. *Steals*

Here, have this in return: [Image: zerg.gif]
When in mortal danger,
When beset by doubt,
Run in little circles,
Wave your arms and shout.

BattleTag: Schrau#2386
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GenericKen,Feb 1 2006, 01:29 AM Wrote:Anyone catch the Discovery Channel advertising for their premiere of "Grizzly Man"?
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Yeah, I did. I was a bit dismayed because I already have a full evening of recording Friday night. Now I might be able to skip it. I got the feel good feeling from the ad and no indication of the ending. However, I just checked their site and found this.
Quote:Timothy Treadwell spent much of the last 13 years of his life in the midst of grizzlies, and that's where he died.
:blink:



PS - [wcip]Angel, I love it! Is that a find or your creation?
Lochnar[ITB]
Freshman Diablo

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"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
"You don't know how strong you can be until strong is the only option."
"Think deeply, speak gently, love much, laugh loudly, give freely, be kind."
"Talk, Laugh, Love."
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#10
A find :)
Ask me about Norwegian humour Smile
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTs9SE2sDTw
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LochnarITB,Feb 1 2006, 09:01 AM Wrote:Yeah, I did.  I was a bit dismayed because I already have a full evening of recording Friday night.  Now I might be able to skip it.  I got the feel good feeling from the ad and no indication of the ending.  However, I just checked their site and found this. 
Quote:Timothy Treadwell spent much of the last 13 years of his life in the midst of grizzlies, and that's where he died
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If some stranger spent years obsessing over me, following me around, and filming me, I might be moved to kill him too. Bears FTW.

Occhi
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete
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#12
Hi,

You asked for it...>Have Fun !!!

HOW TO COOK AN ALIEN, ALIEN TYPES & More Stuff than you ever wanted to know about

Quote:The argument for eating Aliens:

Aliens come here uninvited.

They ate Elvis.

They mutilate our cattle, and probe abductees by shoving probes in their rectum and performing other unspeakable acts upon unsuspecting victims.

They are plentiful, more plentiful than the strained seas and land resources, and they seem to be coming in increasing numbers (if you beleive what some people are saying).

They are Kosher meat.

They taste good if prepared well.

According to some,they mess around with the Space Shuttle, when astronauts launch sattelites.

Their meat is safer than British Beef.
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(This photograph was smuggled out of Roswell,before the autopsy film was censored. As you can see, the truth about the "autopsy" is far more chilling than previously thought)
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#13
One of my fav sites....

albinoblacksheep.com/

You need to surf all the back issues/years. Some of the flash movies are extremely funny.

I'll start you off with "Tiny Plaid Ninjas" at
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/plaidninjas/

You need to watch them in order 1-3.

After that, start browsing.

Look for "Jokes with Einstein" episodes 1-4
The Napoleon Dynamite soundboard
The Pedro Sanchez soundboard
"Comfort Eagle" by Cake (Flash by Drewmo)
Defender of the Supermart, episodes 1 & 2
The Smurf's Lost Episode
Windows Noises
Japanese Ping Pong
Icon's Story


Once you get done with the Flash movies, start on the games.
Recommended:

Warthog
Bowman
Uninvited
Fish

After that, the soundboards (Groundskeeper Willie is a hoot).

Then try Miscellaneous.

And there's so much bizarre stuff tucked away.

Keep lookin'.

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#14
I'm so sorry
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#15
Isn't there a video that has a Indian-sounding voice saying "You came to my house, and you kicked my dog"?

And for another funny site, try visiting this shizzle It's home videos sent in of some crazy shtuff. Jumps, Randomness, etc. Careful, I believe that there are some that are a wee bit inappropriate for working conditions.
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. At least you'll be a mile away from them and you'll have their shoes." ~?

Stonemaul - Sneakybast, 51 Rogue
Terenas - Sneaksmccoy, 1 Rogue

Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight!
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#16
Urban Ninja.

Don't try this at home, kids. There's no 20ft gaps for you to leap there.
When in mortal danger,
When beset by doubt,
Run in little circles,
Wave your arms and shout.

BattleTag: Schrau#2386
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NiteFox,Feb 3 2006, 07:04 AM Wrote:Urban Ninja.

Don't try this at home, kids.  There's no 20ft gaps for you to leap there.
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I saw him on the ESPN World Martial Arts Championship in December. Very impressive.
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#18
This amuses me to no end:

http://www.bafsoft.com/~catalyst/ultimateshowdown.swf
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"To be is to do - Socrates. To do is to be - Jean-Paul Sartre. Do be do be do - Frank Sinatra." - Kurt Vonnegut
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DeeBye,Feb 3 2006, 01:23 AM Wrote:I'm so sorry
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Don't be fooled by his trecherous trickery!

Once you go Little Sat
There's no going bat

I can still recall the exact words, tune, etc... and I haven't heard the thing for nigh over a year!!

Oh well, it's probably too late for you by now, but I tried.
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