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Minionman,Jun 16 2005, 03:03 PM Wrote:This forum isn't getting close to a liberal joke. A liberal joke would be:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
A Liberal
A liberal who?
A liberalally liberal.
(Obviously could use some improvement.)
(Last parentheses is a small understatement.)
(Guess that joke kind of proves the second sentence, though not in the way it was meant.)
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Knock Knock
Who is it?
Plumber.
I didn't hire a plumber. Who is it?
Flowers.
What... for who?
Plumber
You're... that crazy shark aren't you?
No maam, I am just a dolphin.. will you let me in please?
A dolphin! Ok!
**Gobble**
This is the proper way to tell a knock knock joke.
Knock knock...
All alone, or in twos,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad buggers wall.
"Isn't this where...."
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06-16-2005, 08:34 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-16-2005, 08:36 PM by Lady Vashj.)
I suppose a regular joke thread is better than a liberal joke thread...
True story:
A man once wrote to Rudyard Kipling (author of The Jungle Book; I'm sure you've heard of him), explaining that he had just read an article claiming that Kipling was paid $5 a word for his stories and offering him $5 for a one-word reply. Kipling's response:
Thanks. - Rudyard Kipling.
Shortly thereafter the man sent another letter.
Dear Mr. Kipling:
I sold the story of your one-word reply to a newspaper for $200. The enclosed check is your half.
Wrong again.
No where did I meantion "democrat" or "republican". I suppose some one could have complained that this post was anti-rpublican also. But that has no actual bearing whether or not I feel their is an increasingly over liberal bias on the forum.
My self I belong to neither party(most Democrats are stupid and most Republicans are greedy IMO).
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Doc,Jun 14 2005, 09:56 PM Wrote:WTF?
Remember when I was talking about the Patriot Act Revision a few threads ago and how folks were working on keeping GWB in office a while longer while he works on the War on Terror?
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Another reason to keep the 2d Ammendment just the way it is.
Occhi
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
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Minionman,Jun 16 2005, 02:03 PM Wrote:This forum isn't getting close to a liberal joke. A liberal joke would be:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
A Liberal
A liberal who?
A liberalally liberal.
(Obviously could use some improvement.)
(Last parentheses is a small understatement.)
(Guess that joke kind of proves the second sentence, though not in the way it was meant.)
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Don't
Quit
Your
Day
Job
Occhi
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
In Memory of Pete
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Occhidiangela,Jun 16 2005, 04:33 PM Wrote:Don't
Quit
Your
Day
Job
Occhi
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Don't actually have one, but got the point as I was writing that combo of words that may have a small resemblance to a joke.
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Minionman,Jun 16 2005, 05:33 PM Wrote:Don't actually have one, . .
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Well, in that case:
"Get a job, you bum!" :D (Teasing)
occhi
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Men 'O War!
In War, the outcome is never final. --Carl von Clausewitz--
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
John 11:35 - consider why.
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Quote:I suppose a regular joke thread is better than a liberal joke thread...
What do you mean? My best friends are liberal jokesters! Life's too short to be conservative when it comes to laughs.
GROOOOAAAAN.
But whate'er I be,
Nor I, nor any man that is,
With nothing shall be pleased till he be eased
With being nothing.
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