I love The Onion sometimes
#1
http://www.theonion.com/articles/pope-forg...d-children,101/

It's from 2002 but it's seemingly timeless.

Quote:"Though grave and terrible sins have been committed, our Lord teaches us to turn the other cheek and forgive those who sin against us," said the pope, reading a prepared statement from a balcony overlooking St. Peter's Square. "That is why, despite the terrible wrongs they have committed, the church must move on and forgive these children for their misdeeds."

That's a home run right there.
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#2
I was always partial to the writings of Herbert Kornfeld:

http://www.theonion.com/personalities/he...feld,1019/

Ziig (Warrior) - Ako (Hunter) - Amo (Paladin) - Ziade (Monk) - Ziag (DK)
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#3
Quote:http://www.theonion.com/articles/pope-forg...d-children,101/

It's from 2002 but it's seemingly timeless.
That's a home run right there.

Brilliant. And unfathomably (word?:o) sad. It makes me angry.

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#4
The onion has been funny for quite a long while, and sadly enough is actually closer to the truth then some...

The onion taken seriously
With great power comes the great need to blame other people.
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#5
Quote:That's a home run right there.
Sometimes, rather than cry, it's better to laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRgRz3nSG7o

All hail Octavia!

Also,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ADncN9HIa4...feature=channel
”There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy." - Hamlet (1.5.167-8), Hamlet to Horatio.

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