06-30-2004, 10:09 PM
John F. Kennedy was really killed in Chicago by strangulation. The government than made up all that stuff about it being in Dallas, and put out the other conspiracy theories to confuse you.
I'm really Bill Clinton. I just say I'm a teenager.
Spinach, asparagus, and broccoli all increase the risk of bone cancer by about 3%. A new study done throughout Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio hospitals prooves this.
All computer moniters have little cameras installed that watch you every second you're on. These videos are sent back to computer companies who blackmail when they start loosing money.
The U.S. moon landings were real. Russia faked it's space program.
Just kidding, I'm not Bill Clinton. I'm Elvis, and I'm sitting next to where Bolty lives and am the one who actually runs the Lurker Lounge.
In my past lives I was Richard Nixon for a little, Thomas Edison, several popes, Louis XIV in France, Newton, and the cave person who invented fire and language at the same time. (This is even though people think language came several thousand years before fire)
My brother is 10 feet tall.
I'm really Bill Clinton. I just say I'm a teenager.
Spinach, asparagus, and broccoli all increase the risk of bone cancer by about 3%. A new study done throughout Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio hospitals prooves this.
All computer moniters have little cameras installed that watch you every second you're on. These videos are sent back to computer companies who blackmail when they start loosing money.
The U.S. moon landings were real. Russia faked it's space program.
Just kidding, I'm not Bill Clinton. I'm Elvis, and I'm sitting next to where Bolty lives and am the one who actually runs the Lurker Lounge.
In my past lives I was Richard Nixon for a little, Thomas Edison, several popes, Louis XIV in France, Newton, and the cave person who invented fire and language at the same time. (This is even though people think language came several thousand years before fire)
My brother is 10 feet tall.
I may be dead, but I'm not old (source: see lavcat)
The gloves come off, I'm playing hardball. It's fourth and 15 and you're looking at a full-court press. (Frank Drebin in The Naked Gun)
Some people in forums do the next best thing to listening to themselves talk, writing and reading what they write (source, my brother)
The gloves come off, I'm playing hardball. It's fourth and 15 and you're looking at a full-court press. (Frank Drebin in The Naked Gun)
Some people in forums do the next best thing to listening to themselves talk, writing and reading what they write (source, my brother)