The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jeunemaitre]

I wish companies would ship large amounts of screws/fasteners in boxes that wont split open when moved.
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Granted,
Industrial fasteners are now shipped in a manner similar to popcorn. Place the package into a device of proprietary technology and hit the button. After two minutes (or when popping ceases) open the door and unscrew/pry each piece from the interior walls of the machine. Just be careful to keep up with the regular maintenance of the machine, and for Pete's sake make sure to store those packages in a temperature controlled area. Oh, and making sure the company is paid up on teir workman's comp policy wouldn't be a bad idea either.

I wish that I could rediscover the enjoyment that used to greet me in my current job.