The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jeunemaitre]

I wish I'd inherited a million dollars.
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I"m sorry to report that you've inherited a million dollars as a result of the passing of your dear aunt May. However, you are left to spend your life repeatedly learning the lesson that with great amounts money come great amounts of jerks wanting their piece of the pie. A few weeks after being notified that you were the recipient of this sum, you receive further notification that your aunt May's estranged daughter has arrived to contest the terms of the will. The sum gets held up in probate while actions are filed and eventually you spend enough on lawyers fees to render the sum of $1M insufficient to return you to solvency. Good luck in staving off the collection agencies: lawyers can be viscious (I know, my wife just got a job as a lawyer).

I wish I was able to decode the cryptic emails my boss sends so I don't end up duplicating effort (like I staid up all night last night to do). What a way ta' run a railroad.