05-05-2005, 07:13 PM
Occhidiangela,May 5 2005, 08:36 AM Wrote:Granted. You now have genital warts and the Clap, and the email you are about to open is from a girl who is pregnant and thinks it was you . . . she's not sure.
I wish my idea, circa 1988, for a Kevlar™ condom had been a viable commercial proposition, complete with a patent and royalty checks.
Occhi
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Granted! Kevlar condoms become the industry standard. You are then sued by hundreds of women who say your condoms are the reason why they got pregnant. You counter with the assertion that having sex is why they got pregnant. The jury finds you insensitive to the needs of women and renders a guilty verdict on all counts and orders you to pay legal fees, damages, pain and suffering, and child support.
I wish radical muslims would just stop blowing things up.
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The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance. Robert A. Heinlein