The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jeunemaitre]

I wish the Headlines bit from the Tonight Show was on more nights than just  Monday.
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To fit in with the new "family of shows" paradigm, the Tonight Show spins off several versions, including the Tonight Show: Headlines. However, contract difficulties errupt and Jay Leno decides to stick with the original show (which now has fewer features and is reduced to Jay-Walking as it's primary comedic vehicle). Eventually, tTS: Headlines becomes the more popular variant, and is given an hour slot to itself, then everyone realizes that they can simply do the same thing with their own morning paper and that an hour of tTS: Headlines is just too much. The whole thing is canceled and Conan O'Brien takes over the time slot with CO'B: the Bear. Now look what you've done.

I wish that I knew what I should be doing with my life.

edit: "spins of" removed, COB title was reworked