The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jeunemaitre]

I wish my brother wouldn't use my towel.
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You're towel has now been rendered free from use by your brother. On the other hand, your brother has decided to drip-dry every morning following his regular shower. Specifically, he's decided that in order to prevent damage to the floors, and prevent from soaking all carpets within range, standing in the shower stall until dry is now his preferred method. He's made a sign for the bathroom door: "Sorry for the inconvenience, drying in progress."

I wish my wife would dry her feet as she gets out of the shower, rather than leaving wet footprints into the bedroom.