The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jeunemaitre]

I wish my lunch break was longer than ten minutes (at least fifteen minutes).
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Your schedule has been altered, and your lunch break has been extended to 30 minutes. However, your coworker is now covering for you durring that time and has been awarded the corresponding amount of your pay. Your boss stops in during your second day with the new extended lunch break and realizes that your coworker is more efficient that you are and decides to let you go (even though we all know that the only time that SOB gets anything accomplished is when the boss "stops by"). Good news though, your newest revised lunch break is much longer and affords you the opportunity to step outside and enjoy the beauty of the Michigan summer.

side note: I actually already understand the whole every-other-friday-off thing, I was really wishing that I had that schedule, rather than comprehension of that schedule.

What I really wish (at the moment anyway), is that this ******* loan guy would get the idea that both my wife and I work, and stop calling our home number.