The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lady Vashj]

Your schedule has been altered, and your lunch break has been extended to 30 minutes.  However, your coworker is now covering for you durring that time and has been awarded the corresponding amount of your pay.  Your boss stops in during your second day with the new extended lunch break and realizes that your coworker is more efficient that you are and decides to let you go (even though we all know that the only time that SOB gets anything accomplished is when the boss "stops by").  Good news though, your newest revised lunch break is much longer and affords you the opportunity to step outside and enjoy the beauty of the Michigan summer.

side note: I actually already understand the whole every-other-friday-off thing, I was really wishing that I had that schedule, rather than comprehension of that schedule.

What I really wish (at the moment anyway), is that this ******* loan guy would get the idea that both my wife and I work, and stop calling our home number.
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Ummm...I'm not employed. I'm in school, so ain't NOBODY gonna fire my @$$. I only have ten minutes between classes to eat lunch. And they're both lab classes, so I can't eat in class. Your corruption has not affected my life any. But I would so like to go out and enjoy the nice Michigan summer.

Granted. He starts calling your work numbers, your cell phones, your neighbors' home phones, your coworkers' work and cell phones, and all your friends' and relatives' phone numbers. Just for fun, he starts spamming all the e-mail addresses of the people he's calling. Every time you step out the door, he's waiting for you. Your application for a restraining order has been rejected. He's wearing a full Kevlar suit and riot gear. Your only hope is to wait until he starves to death or has a heart attack.

The Oracle registration system is of the Devil. I wish we could go back to BannerWeb.