The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lady Vashj]

Granted. You can run like a cheetah. But only for about thirty seconds at a time, after which you need to eat a full meal. If you try to run like that for five straight minutes, you'll either die of lactic acid poisoning or starve to death. Rumors of steroid abuse surround you at the Olympic trials, and the reporters just won't leave you alone, even after you drop out to get away from them. You eventually commit suicide just so they'll LEAVE YOU ALONE! but your death, funeral, and the reading of your will all become one big media frenzy.

I wish my ex-boyfriend the Antichrist would quit stalking me.

NOTE: BannerWeb is not an e-mail system, it was the system used to handle the class registration process, and the means by which you could find, add, drop, and pay for classes right in the comfort of your own home. It was clear, coherent, and easy to use. Oracle is not. Oracle is diabolical.