The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lady Vashj]

Granted. EVERYBODY'S (or at least every man's) name is now Peter, and boys are required to change their names as soon as they receive their high school diploma or GED. Whenever you yell "Hi, Peter!" (or any likely nickname derived therefrom), every man in hearing distance is going to think you're talking to him. Teenage boys who want to stay Mark or Robert or Joe for the rest of their lives will drop out of high school and never even try to get GEDs. Unemployment and adult illiteracy rise dramatically, and women take over in all areas of life because they're the only ones who stick it out for their entire education (because they can keep the name they were born with). Eventually, men give up on first names altogether and go by their last names exclusively. The use of first names dies out in America.

I wish I knew for damn skippy what my housing arrangements are. I know that FSU got my housing contract and deposit, but I have no idea what they're doing about it.