The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jeunemaitre]

See my previous wish.
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[Sorry to be out of order on the wish granting. By the way, we're already 50K in the hole on student loans, and the cheapest thing we've seen that's a respectable size is a 2.5 finished level townhouse, 2BR, 2.5 bath, 1 parking space, view of trees, but no walk-out, 410K, no really: 410K. Condo? most in the area we're looking are 350K+ for 2BR 1BA. God I hate the DC area housing market]

So you wish you could drive, huh? What can we do with that? :whistling:

Fortune smiles on you. After hours of practice and a substantial investment for a means of transportation, you have been granted what is to most people the most freeing priveledge that life has to offer: the ability to drive... cattle! That's right! you can now join in one of the most enjoyable [read: dusty] experiences that life has to offer. You've been hired by a cattle company with herds in west Texas (please don't kill me Occhi, I have no idea where there may be cattle country in Texas). You'll serve as a hand on the ranch and assist as the herd is rounded up and driven from one pasture to another across the land, as well as into processing pens. Dealing with these animals will be a big change from the peaceful life in Michigan, but you find it very rewarding [read: arduous]. What's not to like: working out of doors in a dynamic environment with interesting people, and all the beef you can eat at certain times of the year. You are to be envied Lady Vashj, you are truly to be envied.



Edit 3: Yeah, I forgot to make a wish, and just realized it too late to avoid punishment. Fine, I'll take the song. I think the title is something about an alpaca and a goose ;)
(thanks to the "thread that will rot your brain")